some people are so good at talking like they open their mouth and out comes good ideas and perfectly constructed sentences and they have confidence and everyone listens to them talk
but when i talk it’s like hello morning yes butter homework wiggle book good
IN THE MIDDL EOF HAVINGF SEX WITH HOT HOT GOIRLFREIEND YOU LAY YOUR VERY OWN LARG EEGG
are you okay
IU OCUYKLD BE HAVING HOT SEXY STEAMY EGG LAY9ING SEX RIGHT NOW AS I TYPE
get well soon
i hate when couples say “we’re pregnant” because there is a very slim chance that they are both pregnant
ah yes, come in, come into my house. ah yes, now step out, step right out the door. wonderful. wonderful visit. come again.
That cat is not even playful, he is downright -concerned- about this fucking penguin aelinawhwa
CAT: ARE YOU OKAY SMALL WIBBLY ANIMAL
S-sir? Sir, what are you-
Sir, are you-
Sir, please stop.
Sir
Are you okay?
I can’t remember if I blogged this or not but oh my fucking cute.
(Source: 01012012)
me when someone tries to explain math
that comment is so accurate it hurts
in first period a girl got dress coded for wearing a tank top with a jacket over it and this scrawny little boy stood up and yelled “OH MY GOD SHE HAS SKIN THE SKIN IS TOO MUCH FOR ME HER SHOULDERS ARE BEAUTIFUL THIS IS TOO MUCH” and the teacher got so annoyed with him that she didn’t get to dress coding her
8ut only sometimes!
okay I sing this song with my students all the time I never made this connection. SUPER CUTE AAAAHHHH
BUT GINNY I HAD MY SPINNERET SING IT ALL THE TIME….
Also hnnnngh Ene this is so cute her little fingers ;;
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